these random facts are brought to you by one of my favorite twitter pals – Handflapper. I met her on The Twitter, found her hilarious, followed her, and now she can’t get rid of me… even these 11 random questions and her forcing tagging me to answer them can’t shake me (sorry lady, you’re screwed)… of course she might unfollow me as I’m being a slacker and only answering her Q’s instead of playing by the rules – which state that in turn I have to come up with 11 questions of my own, and tag 11 people to answer them… but I’m blaming pregnancy… or pregnant brain… ya know, whatever works, to get me out of the second part of this… shhh! don’t tell her!
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1. What is your most irrational, ridiculous fear and in what way, if any, does this interfere with your daily activities?
hmm… my BIGGEST fear is losing loved ones and it interferes with my daily activities on occasion, but it’s not irrational or ridiculous (at least not to me, I’ve lost many family members already) sooo – let’s go with spiders. *shudder* nasty creepy crawly can-get-anywhere spiders. big, small, fuzzy, spotted, black, brown, yellow, long legs, short legs – doesn’t matter, if it has eight legs?? I’m afraid of it. yes I know they eat mosquitos. yes I know killing them is “bad luck” and will “bring the rain”… guess what?? I love thunderstorms. but I hate spiders. bring on the rain, bitch.
2. Have you ever had head lice, and if yes, when?
yes… kindergarten I believe, although it could have been Young 5’s or 1st grade I suppose, my memory is a little fuzzy…
3. Picard or Kirk, and why? And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should. Shame on you.
hmmm… tough call. Picard was always so distinguished… but Kirk was pretty hot… I don’t know that I could choose!
4. How often, ever if, do you sweep/vacuum your floors?
umm… I think I vacuumed last week… or was it the week before? either way, I swept that same day. darn hardwood floor/toddler/chocolate lab combination – what’s the point really? five minutes after I’m done you can barely tell I did it. oh WAIT! It was last week, because the very next day Hubs said “I thought you were going to vacuum yesterday?” and I almost blew my lid, because I had in fact done that very thing. punk.
5. What is the scariest movie you have ever seen?
hmm… um, well… I’ve seen plenty of the Jason/Freddy/Michael movies… the Alien/Predator movies… Stephen King’s IT… those were fairly scary… the Saw movies… movies about hauntings and haunted houses… I don’t know that I could pick one that is the scariest, although I will admit – the movies where the situation COULD actually happen – scare me more than the stupid ones that just don’t happen. I’m not above believing in evil spirits… however, I’m pretty sure Michael Meyers isn’t going to come back to life eleventy-billion times to keep coming after me either.
6. What is the worst movie you have ever seen? (I love both scary and poorly made movies with all my heart.)
worst movie ever?? Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. as much as I love Johnny Depp? that was the DUMBEST movie ever. of course I wasn’t high when I saw it, so maybe that would have helped?? other movies that I classify in the “worst” category?? cloverfield. true lies. I’m sure there are more, but right now, that’s all that comes to mind. OH – and probably most zombie movies. Hubs loves them, I think they’re stupid.
7. Have you ever peed in the shower? HONEST ANSWERS ONLY.
um, yes.
8. What is it about coffee that you people like so much?
I don’t know who “you people” is – but I’m not one of them. never been a coffee drinker. love the smell, can’t even stand the hint of a taste that comes in a crappuccino beverage. ick. I have mad love for hot chocolate though.
9. Would you rather have a cupcake or a real, honest-to-goodness as-god-intended-it piece of cake? Think carefully before answering. I’ll totally judge you if you say cupcake.
cookies, brownies or pie. and then cake/cupcakes. I’m not picky – oh, but no chocolate cake. I don’t know what it is, but I don’t like chocolate cake. my favorite is french vanilla… but I love brownies. I don’t know how this makes sense either, get out of my grill about it!
10. How many Jeremy London movies have you seen, and for god’s sake, why?
ummm… he was in Dazed & Confused, right? so there’s one… and why? because it’s HILARIOUS, and has some sweet tunes. hold please… *running to IMDB to lookup Jeremy London* OOPS. Dazed & Confused was Jason London… as was Man In The Moon… guess I haven’t seen any of Jeremy’s.
11. Can you recommend any hardy menstruating prostitutes for a Bigfoot expedition?
right this moment, no… but let me check on a few gals and get back to you with the correct timing…
{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
I am still laughing at your answer to number 10. Word has it that being confused with his brother REALLY pisses Jeremy off.
I’m the same way about the chocolate cake, unless it’s a really rich, dark chocolate cake. For run-of-the-mill birthday cakes and the like, vanilla all the way. But I prefer pie or cookies to cake.
Also agree about movies. Supernatural stuff just makes me laugh, but I don’t wanna see no home invasion or kidnapping or mass murder at the mall. I do love me some serial killers, though.
I guess it’s probably a good thing he doesn’t read my blog then, eh? ;)
now I want brownies. not pie, cookies or cake, but brownies. *sigh*
exactly!!
PS Thanks for playing, and yes, you’re excused from the rest of the stipulations.
you are welcome, thanks for tagging me – and for excusing my laziness ;)